For full details of emolument, including travel and baggage allowance (a wife is a positive asset) health benefits (including dental), superannuation, and free accommodation, please contact email@example.com.
The Church of England is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of race or sexual orientation. Quite the reverse, as it happens. Druids, shamans and others from minority fringes are encouraged to submit applications. Women need not apply at this time.
Shortlisted candidates will be informed via Facebook and interviewed on Skype.