I did something rather strange the other day. I picked up a book of poetry. In my defence, it was at a leaving party and I only had the Vicar for company. I hardly dare to admit this to the squadrons of eager followers here, since, of course, I am a warthog with no imagination and a fragmented soul, but I do rather enjoy the odd iambic pentameter or five...Of course I do.
Physics students remember fondly the exploits of Richard, Duke of York, who at Wakefield 'gave battle in vain' when remembering the order of the spectral colours. When we were six, we learned that 'he had ten thousand men. He marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again. And when they were up, they were up, and when they were down, they were down, and when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down.'
I wonder if I am therefore a closet Laodicean? or, perhaps not - being lukewarm about certain things can't always be classified as sinful, many things deserve mediocrity in one's response to them and emotional responses are so frightfully exothermic. The planet is warm enough without my adding a kilojoule or two to the total.
A A Milne says it all so well for me.
Halfway up the stairs
And isn't down.
It isn't in the nursery,
It isn't in town.
And all sorts of funny thoughts
Run round my head.
It isn't really
It's somewhere else
I have removed the exclamation marks and I have no idea who the child is.