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Today, in Paris, it is cold with
scattered showers. A very two-dimensional day, in fact.
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Celebrity wedding and the Georges V up the road |
In a moment of binary
indecision, I elected to catch the first available train, the crawler which
stopped conveniently at Charles de Gaulle Etoile whose Champs-Elysées exit
heaves to outside the Montblanc shop. A ten minute stroll just squeaked me into
the American Cathedral for the Sunday morning bunfest, entitled
Holy Eucharist – the second binary decision, rather than a Metro ride to ACP as
usual. The upside is that it's in one of the most prestigious streets in town, the down being that it was unfortunately the day of the Annual General Meeting, where
officials who do impenetrable jobs are elected, shanghaied or otherwise hauled
like recalcitrant infantry or eager ensigns into position. A lady Venerable conducted
proceedings, a species I've not encountered before, with a musical voice and a sadly prescribed sermon – apparently
she is forced by some by-law to explain proceedings to the unenlightened.
Amidst the candelabra, Proper Psalms and an enthusiastic organist, it felt a bit
like school chapel, forty-five years ago, Stanford’s Te Deum being the Eucharistic prelude.
I was sitting at the back behind a man in an
overtight suit who bobbed up and down to some deep ecclesiastical rhythm of his
own, kneeling bolt upright, sometimes bowing. I felt a bit seasick, thus left
during a desultorily Episcopalian version of the Peace, to go see a film. Third
binary decision – which? Conveniently, “The Imitation Game” with the breathy
but slightly improbable Kiera Knightley as Joan Clarke and a tortured Benedict
Cumberbatch as the enigmatic, impenetrably brilliant Alan Turing, was on.
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Was that Meccano? As in, did it exist in 1941? |
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Four geeks and a spy |
Turing broke Enigma, with never a
crack on his own varnish of narcissistic, humourless singleness of purpose, and
with so little outward material on which to base a character, we are left with
Cumberbatch’s interpretation of a man with the emotional intelligence of a
child surrounded by idiots, rather like Russell Crowe in 'A Beautiful Mind', but
with far less violence. For a moment, one got to watch as the greatest
cryptanalysts, crossword enthusiasts and mathematicians Cambridge in the early
1940’s was capable of producing attempted to crack the Enigma Code, using a
hand-built logical machine, the precursor of a modern computer.
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Young Alan at Sherborne. Lonely and in love |
The film swung between Turing as a
child (with a spectacularly deep and believable performance from Alex Lawther, whose
filmography includes “X+Y”, the story of a young prodigy and his place on the
British Mathematics Olympiad team), Bletchley Park - conveniently downsized – at
its height, over 9,000 people worked there, and his postwar years as a lonely
soul with just a machine for company. Plus a conviction for indecency for
which, in order to escape jail, he had to undergo stilboestrol treatment –
chemical castration - which may have contributed to his mental condition prior
to his suicide a year later.
It’s fairly obvious Oscar-fodder
for Cumberbatch, less so for Knightley – even she can’t make herself sexy
enough for mathematics and for one with a double First, being unable to
correctly pronounce “Euler” was a bit unconvincing. Tightly layered screenplay
and enough not said to maintain interest, the film will certainly win something
– everybody loves films about clever fowk what’re a bit odd. Especially when
they’re trying hard not to be queer when everyone knows that they are.